(via vegan-because-fuck-you)
Source: christian-lr
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
(via tastefullyoffensive)
Source: teenwhoops
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
(via fearandloathingincincy)
Source: bandbutts
lately i’m having trouble breathing
like the air in this city is poison
and i can’t get enough oxygen.
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
(via ididitonceicandoitagain)
Source: theamericangurl