I'm a loose screw with a screw loose.

(via vegan-because-fuck-you)

Source: christian-lr

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

(via nine-inch-snails)

Source: mosoli

Hillary Clinton pantsuit rainbow.

Hillary Clinton pantsuit rainbow.

THIS. FUCKING THISSSS!!!

THIS. FUCKING THISSSS!!!

(via dinosaurjayne709)

Source: friendofbillw

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teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

(via tastefullyoffensive)

Source: teenwhoops

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bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

(via fearandloathingincincy)

Source: bandbutts

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lately i’m having trouble breathing
like the air in this city is poison
and i can’t get enough oxygen.

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i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

(via ididitonceicandoitagain)

Source: theamericangurl

postergirlwithnoposter:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

Ha

postergirlwithnoposter:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

Ha

Source: hammpix

(via romance-in-sequence)

Source: jeepstarr